Comedian Kevin Hart was pretty funny this morning on The Tom Joyner Morning Show.

He plays Trey in the new Superhero Movie, one of those spoof movies that Kevin said was basically all a send up of Spiderman 3.

Funnier than that, Kevin Hart called himself a “chocolate drop” — but then changed that nickname because it sounded “too much like bird droppings.”

Maybe little Snickers or something would work better, said the 5′ 5″ tall (or so he proclaimed) actor who joked about almost being a sex symbol.